Show

Ok.
Hello anyone who reads this
We have a show coming up in may. check the flyer below. Its with Cold Ones who play awesome hardcore punk, They are probably one of the most entertaining live bands ive seen for a long time.
check them out here--------> Cold Ones
i dont really know much about the other 2 bands but im sure the internet will help you out if ya wanna go check them out.

this weeks news is.
Jim bought some swimming shorts and went to centre parks for a few days, this obviously makes him double hard.
Tom put on some shorts for the first time in a while.
I got unbarred from the campell and wore shorts for 3 days.
James is being stalked by a girl who has run away from her family who are trying to force her into an arranged marriage, he didnt wear any shorts.


come to this show

First show and other things

just so we actually dont forget to use this we're gonna use it for pointless things that you really dont need to know about.
like we have practice for the first time in about a million years this weekend.
jim got really drunk last week and did really funny things from what ive heard. he is well hard.
clarkie got hit in a bar room brawl.
tom lost to west ham
i didnt get jobs i wanted and won and lost bets.

punks not grammer.

Mark.

here are some pics and a review of our first show at the tuns in coventry last febuary.

"i didnt really like it"

Words:Mark Axon
Pictures:Daniel Mills

No demo, no shows, no ambitions...

so finally we are a band, of sorts.
ok.
Our name is MRKAXN, pronounced markaxon
we used to be in /are in other bands, but this is a new one. if you know us you'll know we're from Coventry except for tom cos' he lives in the city of shit that is sheffield.
we play fast and slow songs with the main theme to lyrics being about a bipolar overweight man who hates alot of things.
Is that a concept????
no.
so yeah , we havent recorded yet, but are looking to do it soon, so we'll inform the world as soon as that gets done, so you can all hate us a wee bit more.
but if anyone knows of any shows or would like to put us on then please do so. email us at tom.is.a.twat@gmail.com

this week clarkie got a hair cut from an irish man with a mullet and then made some rice crispy squares. He also spent a good part of a day scanning all his grandads photos from the past 25 years on to the computer. He thought he was just going round to move some boxes, he's now looking at 30,000 pictures to scan.

tom has made some artwork for the Humble Hoax and also spent 60 hours playing football manager. he's pissed off with with alex ferguson cos' he's been trying to poach all his young talent and its been upsetting the harmony in the dressing room.

jim turned 23 and went to the Peak District with the girl he hangs around with. He probably did something to be a hard man while he was there.

I went to the campbell for the first time in 3 months and got barred for a few weeks for spitting a drink all over someone. As well as throwing a a pint glass into the dance floor and having a piss at the uptairs bar while ordering a drink.
I#i'm hard.
I've also been looking for a new job and reading books. I read apples by Richard Milward and I'm now reading his new one called ten storey love song

tell all your friends.

mark.